Vampire vs. Zombie

1. Vampire vs. Zombie

A night caseworker, a.k.a. a vampire, heard a noice in the middle of the night. He went around the house to check on the residents and sure enough, he found one of the boys standing in the hallway upstairs. He noticed that he was standing in an odd posture but he figured he was going to the bathroom since he was standing between his bedroom and the bathroom.

He asked him, "What are you doing?" and his head tilted. He walked up to him and nudged his back with the flashlight. The kid opened his eyes half-way, with his eyeballs were rolled back. He was drooling and started mumbling.

According to the kids, he said "blah blah blah...lollipop..."

?????

The vampire decided turned him around facing his bedroom. He walked into his bed and went back to sleep.


2. The World's Most Powerful Air-Conditioner

There is a chalkboard (the easel kind) by the air-conditioner vent. One of the residents is responsible for keeping track of the LEs. Staff noticed that it was completely erased, which should not be the case.

He explained to him that he erased it to re-do the chart, but sometimes his writing MAGICALLY DISAPPEARS BY ITSELF. His theory is that this is because of the AC vent.

Not only did it disappear by itself, it MAGICALLY REAPPEARED.

Staff told staff how ridiculous this was. He even asked other residents who all claimed that this really happened.

Are you sure that you erased it and just forgot about it? No

Are you sure that it wasn't your butt that rubbed it off when you were standing by the vent to cool off? No.

Well then we must have the most powerful AC in the world. Or it's Walter, the ghost. They blame everything on Walter.