Cheater

Once upon a time, an Asian boy went to the DMV for the 6th time to get his permit. He was confident that he would pass because he has done it before.

At this DMV, he had to take the test on a long table with no dividers. He started his exam and went through the questions with ease. About 2/3 of the way through his test, a Middle-Eastern man stood next to him to take his test. The boy looked over and noticed that the man had an Arabic version of the test. The boy was so intrigued that he could not keep his eyes off of the man's test. He glanced at it several times until the proctor yelled at him, saying that he looked at the man's paper way too many times. The woman accused him of cheating on the test.

But wait, he said to the woman. THE TEST IS IN ARABIC. HOW COULD I BE CHEATING?

The woman yelled at him again. I don't care, get out!

The poor boy flunkd the test. He walked out with a big "F" on his paper.

He was so angry he felt a tingling sensation on his spine.

Hopefully the boy learned a good lesson that will prepare him for his 7th visit to the DMV. Whatever you do, keep your eyes on your test only.